Dentist – That’s Gotta Come Out

—The Dentist 1998—

I can still hear my dentist saying it.

“Gold will last until you’re around fifty years old. The other won’t last that long.”

I was in my twenties and getting my first crown. I was officially an adult…
I chose Gold.

“Mom, guess what? I got a gold tooth. Yeah. For real. …I’m not turning around and taking it back, mom… It’s in the back of my mouth. Yeah. It’ll last until I’m around fifty. That’s a long time away. Yeah.”

—December of 2021—

My dentist has what seems like two hands crammed inside my mouth. “That’s gotta come out…”

“Hmm? wadda, u sayin?”

“I said the tooth with the Gold crown has to come out.”

“mm-mm, K,mm-mm, close to fiddy. I’m fordy-sis. That dentiss said I’d be abut fiddy. I’m fordy-sis.”

“We’ll schedule it for January. That okay?”

“MM-MM. Glad I got da gold. Almost fiddy.”

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