I’m at the Bank.
The time is 8:20 AM.
I walk up to the door and find it’s locked.
The Banks Hours tell me that it opens at 9 AM.
“Crap.”
A Wal-Mart is across the street.
“I guess I’ll pass some time away over there,” I whisper to myself.
Inside “Wally World,” I grab a buggy and head to the “Gardening” Section.
In “Gardening,” I find the Outside Doors to the Plants are all closed and locked.
A sign reads, “Opens at 10 AM.”
“Crap.”
I walk around the inside Section of Gardening.
There, I find some nice Bird-Feeders and Bird Seed.
One of my Uncles is up-to-date on Bird Seed prices, and I think he once told me that “Tractor Supply” has the best deals on Bird Seed, but I can’t remember, and my phone only has 3 Percent Battery Power on it. So, I don’t call him.
I find a Five-Pound bag of Seed at a decent price. —at least to me, it’s decent—
The bag reads, “Attracts Beautiful Song Birds.”
That’s what sold me on it. “Beautiful Song Birds,” I think to myself, and I have pleasant thoughts running through my mind.
So, I put it in the buggy.
Next, I see a very nice “Humming Bird” feeder.
It’s made of Glass and is red in color.
The price isn’t too bad, either, so I put it in the buggy.
Next, I find a nice Bird Feeder for a reasonable price.
It holds Five-Pounds of Seed. I “Eyeballed” it for a bit and put it in the buggy.
I then decided I needed to get out of the Gardening Section before I went broke.
I head over to the “Pharmacy Section.”
The Pharmacy Section is close to the Outside Wall of the store, and I can hear someone’s Car Alarm going off. It’s getting on my nerves, but I continue to “Browse.”
I see the Electric Toothbrushes and remember that I need a new one.
They’re Seven Bucks for a Colgate Electric Toothbrush. I throw it in the buggy.
Next, I grab some bottles of “Peroxide” and “Rubbing Alchohol.” —I keep that stuff on hand to keep my Bathroom Clean and to soak my “Medical Tools” in.
The Car Alarm stops.
“Thank God.”
I walk to the next aisle.
“Mouthwash, I’m running low,” I whisper to myself and throw a bottle in the buggy.
The Car Alarm starts back up.
“Crap.”
I head to the Check-Out.
The Check-Out is “Do it yourself.” I hate those.
I check myself out; This takes time.
I scan my Debit Card to pay for my items, and the Machine freezes up.
“Crap.”
I asked the Employee for help.
She tells me I have to move to another Machine.
“Crap.”
I finish paying and thank the Employee for helping me and head out to my Vehicle.
I get outside to find my Trucks Alarm going off.
“Crap.”
