—Downton Abbey Movie—
At 9 AM, I began shaving and trimming my beard.
“This has to go smoothly, Lynn,” I said to myself as I added my Lather.
“It’s gotta be perfect.”
After Shaving, I got into the Shower.
When I’m happy, I sing in the Shower. I often make up words and try to make them rhyme.
♫♫ “Oh, we’re going to the movies. We’re going to see the show. We’re going to the movies. I need a word that rhymes with ‘show.'”♫♫
By 10:00 AM, I had my attire picked out, tried on, and made sure it fit.
Afterward, I hung it back up, sat in my Boxers and Socks, and waited for time to get ready.
At 11 AM, I put my clothes on, and I met my Date for the day in the Living Room for Pictures to get taken. Papa took the Pictures.
I was taking my Date to the Movies—the new “Downton Abbey” movie, to be precise.
And my Mother looked Beautiful.
—A Fella’s never too old to take his Momma out on a Movie Date.